Billion Dollar Bracket

Before all you Spartan homers get on me for picking them to lose, understand these two words: damage control. That's right, damage control. Obviously, if it comes to the point where the Spartans are playing the Cavaliers in the Sweet 16, I'm rooting against my bracket. That being said, if the Spartans do fall short I, at the very least, still have my bracket. That is if I'm still breathing after drowning myself in whiskey and screaming expletives every 3 and half minutes.

P.S. I had to wait until the games officially started before posting this. I didn't want to have to share my hard earned billion with all you copy cats.